EXPEL

there is something lodged in your throat get it out? [[YES->YES]] || [[NO->NO]]

you cough (text-style:"bold","expand")[NOTHING] it sits in your throat like the plug of a sink drain, clogged with the leftovers that you dumped in when you forgot you don't have a garbage disposal what will you do? [[BUY A GARBAGE DISPOSAL->garbage disposal]] || [[COUGH AGAIN->cough]]

you sit with it. luxuriate in it. feel the acid bubble in your throat until you're worried it'll burn straight through the taught skin. you should probably get this out, right? [[YES->YES]]|| [[NO->no2]]

you wheeze on your way out the door, barely able to push a breath past your cracked lips fuck, you feel like shit. your truck growls as you start it. you really need to get a new muffler, but money is too much of an object for you to spend on anything other than rent and the food that'll get stuck in your throat again. [[DRIVE TO THE STORE->drive]]

you cough again. something catches like the tumbler of a lock that's being particularly stubborn, like the lump in your throat that's being particularly stubborn. something catches it catches you cough again and there is bile on your tongue [[SPIT IT OUT->vomit]] || [[SWALLOW IT->swallow2]]

so what if you go 50 in a 35? there aren't any pedestians on this street and you're in the nice part of town, the part that cops don't roam like packs of wild pigs you're halfway to the interstate before you realize you have no idea where to buy a garbage disposal in the first place [[GOOGLE IT->google]] || [[TURN BACK->back]]

your hands shake as you tap the screen with sweat-slick fingers. everything keeps sliding the wrong way, goddamn iPhone. this isn't gonna work. [[GIVE UP->give up]] || [[DON'T GIVE UP->don't ]]

Aw shit, too late, you can feel it coming [[VOMIT->vomit]] || [[TURN BACK->back2]]

(text-style:"bold","outline","expand","blink")+(text-colour:#0094ef)[CONGRATULATIONS] YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO (text-style:"bold","expand")[EXPEL] THE LUMP IN YOUR THROAT IS GONE. THE FEELING IN YOUR CHEST IS LIFTED. THE CHAOS OF YOUR STOMACH IS APPEASED. (text-style:"bold","expand")[[[UNTIL IT ISN'T.->ending]]]

didn't you hear me? you can't anymore. (text-style:"bold","expand")[IT ALL COMES UP EVENTUALLY ] [[TURN BACK->back3]]

you idiot, there's no going back ever again. you think you can fix this? you think you can wave a magic wand and suddenly the lump in your throat will go away? matter cannot be created nor destroyed, just (text-style:"bold","expand")[EXPELLED] [[SO EXPEL IT->vomit]]

(text-style:"bold","outline","expand")+(text-colour:#0094ef)[CONGRATULATIONS] (text-style:"bold","expand")[YOU LOST.] (font:"Courier New")[[[Would you like to play again?->title]]]

(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")+(text-colour:#0094ef)[(text-style:"bold","emboss","expand","underline")+(css: "font-size: 175%;")[EXPEL]] (align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[a game by a.c.d] (align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[[[BEGIN->expel]] || [[CREDITS->credits]]]

this game would not have been possible without: all the fucking doctors all the fucking late nights all the fucking early mornings all the fucking ten-100s and all the fucking pills so thanks but honestly, i wish you wouldn't [[BEGIN->expel]]

you're not getting a garbage disposal, are you? you're not getting anything right now except except that lump in your throat. the kind that makes you want to (text-style:"bold","expand")[EXPEL] it. [[SO DO IT YOU COWARD->vomit]]

you idiot. you think you can drive to the hardware store in this state? you think you can listen to the droll of a GPS tell you which exit to take when you can't even remember where you are anymore? you think you're allowed to not give up? with this lump in your throat? you have one purpose now and it is not to buy a garbage disposal. your stomach won't purge itself. [[SO DO IT->vomit]]

this lump is rotten. it runs down your throat like a yolk left out in the sun, gone bad and smelling funny. what do we do with rotten things? [[THROW THEM OUT->YES]] || [[SWALLOW THEM DOWN->swallow]]

you gulp. the lump grows. a tumor in your esophagus, a clog in your throat, a rot in your garbage disposal, a rot a rot a rot a (text-style:"bold","expand")[[[ROT->ROT]]]

(text-style:"bold","expand")[WHAT DO WE DO WITH ROTTEN THINGS? ] (text-style:"bold","expand")[[[WE EXPEL THEM->vomit]]]

fuck this is hard you didn't want it to end up like this, swallowing and catching and swallowing and burning and swallowing and your tongue is acid and your throat is glass and your heart weighs heavily in your stomach. you are so so tired. what do we do when we're tired? [[REST->rest]] || [[EXPEL->vomit]]

(font:"Courier New")[Sorry, that option is not available. Would you like to (text-style:"bold","expand")[EXPEL?]] [[YES->vomit]] || [[NO->no3]]

(font:"Courier New")[Sorry, that option is not available. You're only option is to (text-style:"bold","expand")[[[EXPEL->vomit]]]]